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The Illogical and the Arrogant aroud us

An Armenian Goddess of Darkness or Inquisition: Who the Hell Tineke Huizinga-Heringa Thinks She Is?
zondag 8 oktober 2006 01:34 door gogan
When
lawmakers are in question the very first thing that annoys me is
their overnight transformation of lackeys to their party bosses
into super-lackeys who are ready to publicly sacrifice their name
and whatever integrity they might have been left with for serving
their master's even better. It is difficult (for me) to understand
how did J.C. Huizinga-Heringa (Tineke) figure it out
that our country will be better off if she pushed through
Parliament a law which would make it possible that we are
criminally prosecuted if we refused to recognize specific
"genocide" cases. She is far from a historian. Our dear Tineke
studied law (Rechten) in Utrecht and achieved there a level (of
what I understand Dutch is equal to a "bachelor-manquee") or
"kandidaats" rang. It took her full ten years, from 1978 till 1982,
to grasp that modest quantum of intricacies in Law. (Left: A
woman on a horsback under the mighty Ararat, just about the places
of the notorious events of crime and punishment)She believes (Het Parol, 4 October) that large groups (especially from North Africa, thus, the always guilty Moroccans) know little about the Holocaust. So she wants "her" law to make all who apply for citizenship to be obliged to accept her views over history she has not any formal education nor verified knowledge of. On the principle that appetite grows with eating, she believes that her law would be indispensable ("onmisbaar") to fight expressions of opinion (in collusion with "officially recognized" genocide cases) on the internet. In short Tieneke wanted to put a plaster over my big mouth and be able to put me in prison if I said, as I do, that there has never been a genocide over the Armenians. She did not waste ten years of her parents or our treasury moneys studying law. She clarifies (or mistifies) her law by stating that it is OK to say "It is not true". But it is criminal offense (one goes to prison) if the same thing is phrased differently, like "Those are all lies" or "liars". Addie Schulte of Het Parool had the guts to ask Tineke whether Nebahat Albayrak will be prosecutable for stating that the Armenian (victims?) collaborated with the enemy (of the Ottoman state) and with other words explaining that there was no genocide at all. Tineke said she did not know exactly (TEN YEARS of Royal University studies) that the decision would be in the domain of the justices, but she, eventually, thought no (Albayrak would not be prosecuted).
Then this Tineke (third on the list of the Christian Union) points out that in Belgium you go to prison if you purely negate that there was a a genocide in Armenia. She wanted to say that her proposal was much milder form than the Belgian stupidity. Now, this is no joke. This means that we must work very hard to disassociate from the legal bondage within the Benelux. A bunch of Armenian zealots may prosecute me out there in some Vallon village and if their court finds me guilty - Beatrix will extradite me to those butchers not only of free speech but of history, the mother of all science. Screw the neo-nazi blogging here. This is 1000xmore serious. Just think about it a little bit. This is becoming a witch-hunt. This Armenian issue. The louder this dogmatic ChristenUnie says it is not a witch-hunt - the more one is persuaded it is. What has been done to Nebahat Albayrak is shameful, it is a public intellectual and consciousness rape. The whole nation, the Dutch Society should be ashamed. But then, of course, it is easier to accept the lies and distortions and fight the Turks for whatever the Ottomans did or did not do, for what the crazy Greek Megali Idea resulted to or what were the consequences of a partizan warfare and civilian involvment during war-time military operations. It is harder to face the Armenian murderers with their own fabrications. But such an attitude speaks more of us than about the Ottomans. They were innocent of genocide because their world, their realm was an uma. Ind if you know what is uma you would understand why they did not recognize, why they were unaware of a term or existence of a "nation". Even judged from that single position there was no chance of a "genocide" because it (the genocide) cannot exist without a notion of a nation.
Gogan
08-10-2006 07:49
Feel embarrassed. You are always welcome.
anoniem
08-10-2006 08:45
Het establishment houdt er niet van dat mythes worden
opgeruimd.
Turken zijn slechte mensen, net als de Duitsers waren, en dat moet zo blijven.
Wat blijft er van westerse waarden en geloofwaardigheid over, als zou worden toegegeven in het westen, dat zowel de holocaust als de Armeense genocide alleen maar westerse propaganda was ?
Zie wat ik schreef bij Ari.
Turken zijn slechte mensen, net als de Duitsers waren, en dat moet zo blijven.
Wat blijft er van westerse waarden en geloofwaardigheid over, als zou worden toegegeven in het westen, dat zowel de holocaust als de Armeense genocide alleen maar westerse propaganda was ?
Zie wat ik schreef bij Ari.
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Well,


"Russia is
constantly being thought democracy and the people who try to teach
it don't want to learn it themselves" " - Vladimir Putin * * *
"The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep?that their
interests and his own are the same." - Stendahl [Marie-Henri
Beyle] (1783-1842) French writer (here, left) used over 200
nom de plume * * * "Politicians are the same all over. They
promise to build a bridge even where there is no river." -
Nikita Khrushchev (1894-1971) Premier of the Soviet Union * * *
"Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is
time to pause and reflect." - Mark Twain [Samuel Langhornne
Clemens] (1835-1910) * * * "Those who would give up essential
Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither
Liberty nor Safety." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) US
Founding Father * * * "During the Cold war the peace was scary,
fragile but reliable. Now it is less reliable. - Vladimir Putin
Well, this is
just the beginning of an idea, pretty entangled right now. It is
about my feelings arising from a visual contact with public figures
by proxy. I mean, these are reflections triggered by published
pictures of various people without or definitely
before reading a word about their characters. So far these
accounts are ready: Giovanni Accongiagioco Elkann, of the
Agnelli family; Howard Stern, the King of All Media in
America; Barack Obama, possibly the next President of USA;
Toshihiko Fukui, the governor of the Bank of Japan;
Patricia Joan Remak, former Dutch MP, now a convict;
Peter Hartz, VW + Germany's master crook; Chad
Hurley, co-establisher of YouTube; Nobuyoki Oneida, CFO
of Sony Corporation I'll read your portraits too, if you send
the pic! TRY ME So, all you need to do is
One may be
confused with the people of the South. They are so pationate. Begin
from its West or East coast - all the same. Fiery. Promiscuous.
Volatile. Irrational. And now comes the sober Financial Times with
this interpretation about the Greek women whoring at such a grand
scale. You might be interested
I think
Turkey deserves every possible argument supporting its impressive
drive to full EU membership.
A FAST
MOUTH HURTS MORE THAN A BIG ONE? There was this big boss coming
back from a successfull business trip so he thought he could have a
break and told his driver to stop at the first seaside restaurant
for a late lunch. When the driver parked the limousine, the capable
secretary fixed a table by the shore and when he came from the
restroom the appetizers were served and it was all spotless. During
the middle of the lunch a golden fish sprung out of the water and
somehow landed on the table. The Queen of magic fish said: -I am
the one who fulfills those legendary three wishes. You are three,
thus one for each of you. The secretary jumped elated and said:
-I'd like to enjoy my life with my darling in beatiful villa
someplace in the Carribean. -Piece of cake,-said the golden fish,
flapped with the tail and the secretary was gone. Then the driver,
almost stuttering, said: -I wish to pass my days with my wife and
kids on Hawaii, in a mension and two chaufers for two big cars. The
golden fish flapped with the tail and the driver was gone. After
some time, the fish turned towards the boss and said: -What do you
wait, it is your turn! -Cant't you see I am eating? When the boss
finished eating, he said: -Bring those two smart-asses back, the
lunch-break is over. MORALE OF THE STORY Do not speak
ahead of your boss or you may be in for some nasty surprises.
SOLUTION
OF A MID-LIFE CRISIS When I was married for 25 years, I took a
look at my wife one day and said, "honey, 25 years ago, we had a
cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a
10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a
hot 25-year-old blonde. "Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big
bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old
woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of
things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out
and find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I
would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap
car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white
TV. Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your
mid-life crises!!
This is a
worksite where an exhaustive collection of pictures-cum-comment
posts pile up and will one nice day form a maze of memories I like
visiting and re-visiting. They, the posts, will allow the visitor
to add, correct, renege or comment in one decent way the entries.
Eventually, people and places may be enlightened by fresh opinion
and be a source for biographers and historians. Ambitious, eh? Thus
It happens
that I am so very often pissed off by my insecurity, by long
stretches of time spent on balancing "pro et contra" before taking
a decision on anything. Thus, despite my advancing age I tend to
rash past he pole of no return and dive into a project although I
know it was not properly investigated. Now I am approaching the
moment of an actual beginning of a new book and I, kind of, lean
towards picking the less researched project, a title that may bring
me into unfamiliar or poorly known situations I will have to
describe as guidance for other people practical needs. That drives
me mad. That is why I bring out, here, useless elements of what one
day will be the new title. So, here you will have bits and odds
about available properties around the world, Nothing really
practical, more daydreaming than anything. Say, everybody
subscribed to IEX daily letter will have noticed that the French
Investment Project. These people are my neighbors in Amstelveen but
have offices in Carcassonne, a beautiful place we love visiting for
a day or two, too. They offer a possibility for investment in a
Villas Les Clos, near St. Tropez, 800 metres from the Med, for only
€12,500. I do not know how exactly does this scheme work, but
I know that in time-share and stuff one needs every precaution
before diving in. Well, if you decide to go down there and inspect
the property in situ, you may decide to drive via Limoges
where somebody else had just brought out to the market a real
castle. It can be yours for €20,4 million. (top pic)
That is a bit on the upper side of €12,000 but you might be
interested to have a look. It is called Chateau Lionhearts and
offers 17 bedrooms plus forests and lakes, stables, roof terrace, a
cinema. Historic, built after the Crusades, tastefully restored to
the highest standards, lots of modern technical details but still
managing to maintain its original character and charm.
If that is
on the steep side - there is this splendid 18th century chateau,
(here left) in the Loire valley with 3 wine cellars, fully
furnished, it has 16 bedrooms, Outbuildings include villa, chapel,
staff accomodation and stables, All in 10 hectares of landscaped
park, for only €3,3 million.
My very first
real book is just out from the presses. It is lavishly
revied peace of work in which I did my best to present Turkey and
the Turks, Asia Minor, as acurately as possible. The reviewers
(ethnic Turks and Macedonian) kind of insist that the 368 pages are
written with lots of affection dor the people and the land, that it
insists on dispersing the mists of prejudices and that it can be
read as a novel. I also like the title. You can buy it from
Reading Times
Literary Supplement Is one of my great pleasures. Sometimes I use
the paper sometimes 
Some of you
may be interested in my impressions from travels around the world.
Just begun developing that site. A bit early for promoting it, but
that is how I tick. 
During the
darkest of the winter one would hardly pack up and roam Turkey.
Even its deepest south, right there by Alexandreta and Hatay,
although covered with lush citrus gardens in full harvest - is not
exactly warm. There are at least 20 events on the programe for the
Turkey Now Festival and one of the highlights is a jazz
concert that you can sample here:
Mark
Mazower:
Bas
Soetenhorst en Michiel Zonneveld: AFREKENEN MET PEPER, Van
Gennep, 235 pp, 2001 een spannende en onthullende reconstructie van
de affaire. Met bijdragen van Leo Huberts en Hans van der Heuvel,
Uri Rosenthal en Ruud Veenstra; Probably one of the most
illustrative documents about the Dutch political zoo and its exotic
exemplars. I have be re-reading this now and again. It is an
effervescing spring of incredible twists of logic
Only
curiosity made me buy, on the outbound flight to Turkey, Orhan
Pamuk's Istanbul, Memoirs and the City. Of what I
made myself read, this is one of those impressively misconceived
and then miscarried products under the authors loom. It is more a
sadly borring collection of family album images by an ambitious
high-school brat than anything remotely similar to literature. If
Mr. Pamuk did not decide to extend his superfluous views over the
Armenian question - it is most improbable that the worthless text
would have been reviewed at all. If you have €30 to spare you
may consider rewarding yourself and three friends for a Burger King
meal on Schiphol instead. There is always something far more
interesting going on and you will have eventually created an event
more memorable than this book by Orhan Pamuk.
A friend of
mine is leaving for Spain next weekend and I expect him to bring me
the tripple authored (Ferran Adria, Juli Soler, Albert
Adria) most impressive catalogue ELBULLI 2003-2004
probably the most "with-it" gastronomy book around. It is 656
pages, weighs 4,500g, costs €140 and is accompanied with
MAC/Windows iinteractive disc. Will be superb surprise if he tells
me: You need not pay, this is a souvenier
Well, there
is no need beating about the bush. After a year of fun and play we,
the bloggers, though this may sound like we the people it is
not anything like that famous declaration, must have realized that
there is a lot of time, effort and skill poured into the VK. By
both our generous hosts and by our modest selves. I believe that
GJB and us could chat a bit about a new, commercial, twist to the
individual pages. Since we are a sort of one big family and we have
all grown up in a year, maybe we should see whether and how we
could contribute to the costs of this facility, gather money for
improving it and, doing so, earn a decent buck individually. The
proposal is simple. GJB supplies those who are interested the
price-list for a 300x300 pix slot on this column, agrees to pay us
commission (which he anyways pays to others) and we contract
sponsors who pay directly to VK upon which VK shells out our part.
We as authors do not promote those sponsors in our posts.
There are parties which do not even know about the VK but may be
interested to advertise here for any reason, especially sponsoring
an acquaintance's or friend's hobby or whatever. To secure that the
big-time advertising wizards are not affected, we, the small fry,
would be allowed to bring adds at lest 600 pixels under the
ad at the top for which VK gets money. So, that is it. Simple like
Senate Beans Soup. All we need do is agree on the percentage of the
commission!

Okay, I'll be busy all day tomorrow, Sunday that is (shit, that's today!), but please tell me what I can do to do something about this problem of ours. I'm pretty much convinced that it's not safe (although bon ton) to speak of genocide here. You want your words to be heard, I think they deserve to be heard. Same recipe as last time, if you can wait till Monday?