Harvesting Dutch Absurds
The Illogical and the Arrogant aroud us

Nederlandse Turken: Ga Naar Bioscop "OPEN SEASON" in Pathe-ArenA. U zult iets leren!
maandag 9 oktober 2006 12:44 door gogan
The hunt
of the Turks is free for all, Albayrak is politically raped and the
Armenien Issue escalates. What did you expect? Go please see "Open
Season" a film for 6-year old kids. It has an interesting
morale.Once in the embrace of the AOW one feels things differently. Eyesight falters. In my case the distinction between workday and weekend has become rather blurred. On Friday, when the founder of D66 and my former colleague Hans van Mierlo publicly asked whether it was time to disband the party, I took my grandson and my nephew to Pathe-ArenA. The younger of the two, Christian, is seven. The older, Stephan, is 27. He is a medical doctor. Since they have never met before I tried to explain, as captivatingly as possible, what kind of doctor Stephan was. -Listen here, young man, your cousin here is a very special doctor.
-What sort of a doctor? -He will be taking the kidneys from dead people, from those who die in car accidents and that sort of thing, and will place them into people who have sick, not working kidneys. Like an automechanic: take the bad part and change with a new. Will help a hell of a lot people who drink too much because their kidneys go rotten faster than those of the people who drink milk and cola. -Is that why you bring him with us to the bioscop, to change your kidneys for free? -No, because he is visiting. And my kidneys are perfect. -He is a murderer. -No he is not. He takes the kidneys of people who have already died, smart-ass. -Ok, then he makes Frankensteins, monsters. It was obvious that we hit a stumbling rock. We chose to see the "Open Season", the first Sony Pictures Animation feature. The story, in shorts, goes around the adventures when the animals of the forest at the start of the opening of the hunting season (therefore "Open Season") decide to fight back the hunters who, legally allowed to go for the skins of the animals, venture, heavily armed, into the wilderness and begin shooting. Since this is a 6-year-old kid sort of a film, not even a single rabbit gets hurt while all the hunters are thrown away and the animal population lives happily ever after.
IN REAL LIFE THINGS ARE DIFFERENT
On September
29th Het Parool published a full page title "Sinister gedraai rond
Armenie-zaak" for a text by Gerard Mulder illustrated with a
pic showing Armenian protesters carrying slogans which I understand
as aggressive. They read: "Cease Turkish denial of the Armenian
Genocide", "Recognise Armenian Genocide", "Silence the Denial",
"Teach the Truth" and so forth. There were zillion posts about this
issue and there is no point getting back there, in the
issue, because we already know that this is a non-issue. There was
no genocide. What I want to point out here is the following: Every
Action is Met by Reaction. I have warned that this some of the
declared positions of the political parties (PvdA, CDA, CU) and
their disciplinary measure to impose them on their membership -
burns the bridges among the various groups of our society. Upon
returning home I picked up the post and there, over the front page
of Het Parol was a pic (reproduced here, at the top) titled
"Turkse Studenten "monddood"". Probably still under the
romantic influence of the "Open Season" film, I was saddened seeing
these young people with plastered mouths. Plaster over mouths
always reminds me of brutal torture and of the imminent deaths of
kidnapped victims, of horrors and the like. (Must switch to
children animated films.) Up in the apartment I threw the newspaper
over the one, already on the table, but not before I read:
""Armenie-zaak escaleert". But of course it does. The throwing from
the election candidate-lists of those three Dutch politicians was
wrong. Who the hell is Ed van Thijn to say that he does not
doubt that what had happened had "genocidal character"? What is
this mumbo, double talk. What is a "genocidal character"? Not a
pure genocide but 2/5 genocide and the rest a fable or it
"appeared" as genocide but was not, or it smell on a
genocide but it was, under the sking, something else. That is why
the Dutch-Turks need to go and see the film "Open Season". Will
have fun and may draw interesting ideas.
lidy
09-10-2006 13:14
For some party it must be profitable to raise the issue now. Do
you have a hunch who that party is? That is what interests me.
If one follows that sort of a thread it is easy to slip
and fall in directly into a conspiration theory abyss. One never
comes out unscathed from such a fall. But that is a
challenge.
I believe that all the parties kind of try to indicate that they will be tougher in imposing "norms" and "values" especially for the immigrants and alochtons. Courting the "white vote". Very modified, distorted and partial Pim Fortujn views.
The society, the electorate is so fed up with the political clique that the leaders are simply disoriented. That is why the programs are bland.
This indicates that the political establishment as a whole (the full spectrum) senses that if they do not make any real projects known they may hope for some sort of a status quo. They want to lull the electorate with sort of a message "business as usual". Another uneventful election. That would suit them (the whole establishment) best.
That is why no hint of a revision of the Constitution, of EU-Constitution passage, of establishing a Constitutional court, of making a Popular Referendum the highest institutional form of democracy - obligatory after x-y-thousands of checkable signatures no matter who collects them and binding for Parliament, Senate and Crown. That sort of change.
This stupid moves imply "we are tough" but only harm the democracy.
I believe that all the parties kind of try to indicate that they will be tougher in imposing "norms" and "values" especially for the immigrants and alochtons. Courting the "white vote". Very modified, distorted and partial Pim Fortujn views.
The society, the electorate is so fed up with the political clique that the leaders are simply disoriented. That is why the programs are bland.
This indicates that the political establishment as a whole (the full spectrum) senses that if they do not make any real projects known they may hope for some sort of a status quo. They want to lull the electorate with sort of a message "business as usual". Another uneventful election. That would suit them (the whole establishment) best.
That is why no hint of a revision of the Constitution, of EU-Constitution passage, of establishing a Constitutional court, of making a Popular Referendum the highest institutional form of democracy - obligatory after x-y-thousands of checkable signatures no matter who collects them and binding for Parliament, Senate and Crown. That sort of change.
This stupid moves imply "we are tough" but only harm the democracy.
lidy
09-10-2006 19:35
Thank you Gogan for explaining. Imposing "norms" and "values"
starts simply with 'de verklaring van de rechten van de mens'. I
would love to see members of parliament and of course our new
government start the job with a declarion that they will follow
in their political work the rules according to that treaty. The
norms should be related to the values mentioned in this
treaty.
Whether it happened or not, this Armenian genocide, what do these Armenian people and believers get out of a recognition. Why don't they just go to The International Court in The Hague? I don't understand that.
Let everybody do their own job! I always think, when issues like this come up, that people want to cover up their inability. So it is not necessarily a conspiracy, that I think of.
Whether it happened or not, this Armenian genocide, what do these Armenian people and believers get out of a recognition. Why don't they just go to The International Court in The Hague? I don't understand that.
Let everybody do their own job! I always think, when issues like this come up, that people want to cover up their inability. So it is not necessarily a conspiracy, that I think of.
ali
cirillioglu 10-10-2006 05:13
Gogan @ Ik ga nooit naar een film :-)
Wel snap ik u!
Bij ons is het zo dat een muis ook terug krabt wanneer het door de kat in de nauw gedreven wordt.
Turken zullen zeker terug krabben!
En deze verkiezingen in ieder geval BOYCOTTEN.
Nederlandse parlement laat zich wel sturen door FAON( Armeense organisatie in Nederland)
Gegroet en Selam.
Wel snap ik u!
Bij ons is het zo dat een muis ook terug krabt wanneer het door de kat in de nauw gedreven wordt.
Turken zullen zeker terug krabben!
En deze verkiezingen in ieder geval BOYCOTTEN.
Nederlandse parlement laat zich wel sturen door FAON( Armeense organisatie in Nederland)
Gegroet en Selam.
Gogan 12-10-2006 12:49
@ Beste Ali I do not know what would the boycot prove. It
would be better, inmy reasoning, that the Dutch-Turkish part of
the electorate join forces with a most appropriate ally and try
get a seat or two in the parliament independent of the
existing political parties.
One may speculate that latter there could be party-swapping and that that nucleus grows freely. My opinion.
The boycot achieves nothing. Relegates the Dutch-Turkish population in the dark corners of the society. No, that is a wrong way.
One may speculate that latter there could be party-swapping and that that nucleus grows freely. My opinion.
The boycot achieves nothing. Relegates the Dutch-Turkish population in the dark corners of the society. No, that is a wrong way.
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"Russia is
constantly being thought democracy and the people who try to teach
it don't want to learn it themselves" " - Vladimir Putin * * *
"The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep?that their
interests and his own are the same." - Stendahl [Marie-Henri
Beyle] (1783-1842) French writer (here, left) used over 200
nom de plume * * * "Politicians are the same all over. They
promise to build a bridge even where there is no river." -
Nikita Khrushchev (1894-1971) Premier of the Soviet Union * * *
"Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is
time to pause and reflect." - Mark Twain [Samuel Langhornne
Clemens] (1835-1910) * * * "Those who would give up essential
Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither
Liberty nor Safety." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) US
Founding Father * * * "During the Cold war the peace was scary,
fragile but reliable. Now it is less reliable. - Vladimir Putin
Well, this is
just the beginning of an idea, pretty entangled right now. It is
about my feelings arising from a visual contact with public figures
by proxy. I mean, these are reflections triggered by published
pictures of various people without or definitely
before reading a word about their characters. So far these
accounts are ready: Giovanni Accongiagioco Elkann, of the
Agnelli family; Howard Stern, the King of All Media in
America; Barack Obama, possibly the next President of USA;
Toshihiko Fukui, the governor of the Bank of Japan;
Patricia Joan Remak, former Dutch MP, now a convict;
Peter Hartz, VW + Germany's master crook; Chad
Hurley, co-establisher of YouTube; Nobuyoki Oneida, CFO
of Sony Corporation I'll read your portraits too, if you send
the pic! TRY ME So, all you need to do is
One may be
confused with the people of the South. They are so pationate. Begin
from its West or East coast - all the same. Fiery. Promiscuous.
Volatile. Irrational. And now comes the sober Financial Times with
this interpretation about the Greek women whoring at such a grand
scale. You might be interested
I think
Turkey deserves every possible argument supporting its impressive
drive to full EU membership.
A FAST
MOUTH HURTS MORE THAN A BIG ONE? There was this big boss coming
back from a successfull business trip so he thought he could have a
break and told his driver to stop at the first seaside restaurant
for a late lunch. When the driver parked the limousine, the capable
secretary fixed a table by the shore and when he came from the
restroom the appetizers were served and it was all spotless. During
the middle of the lunch a golden fish sprung out of the water and
somehow landed on the table. The Queen of magic fish said: -I am
the one who fulfills those legendary three wishes. You are three,
thus one for each of you. The secretary jumped elated and said:
-I'd like to enjoy my life with my darling in beatiful villa
someplace in the Carribean. -Piece of cake,-said the golden fish,
flapped with the tail and the secretary was gone. Then the driver,
almost stuttering, said: -I wish to pass my days with my wife and
kids on Hawaii, in a mension and two chaufers for two big cars. The
golden fish flapped with the tail and the driver was gone. After
some time, the fish turned towards the boss and said: -What do you
wait, it is your turn! -Cant't you see I am eating? When the boss
finished eating, he said: -Bring those two smart-asses back, the
lunch-break is over. MORALE OF THE STORY Do not speak
ahead of your boss or you may be in for some nasty surprises.
SOLUTION
OF A MID-LIFE CRISIS When I was married for 25 years, I took a
look at my wife one day and said, "honey, 25 years ago, we had a
cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a
10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a
hot 25-year-old blonde. "Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big
bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old
woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of
things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out
and find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I
would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap
car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white
TV. Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your
mid-life crises!!
This is a
worksite where an exhaustive collection of pictures-cum-comment
posts pile up and will one nice day form a maze of memories I like
visiting and re-visiting. They, the posts, will allow the visitor
to add, correct, renege or comment in one decent way the entries.
Eventually, people and places may be enlightened by fresh opinion
and be a source for biographers and historians. Ambitious, eh? Thus
It happens
that I am so very often pissed off by my insecurity, by long
stretches of time spent on balancing "pro et contra" before taking
a decision on anything. Thus, despite my advancing age I tend to
rash past he pole of no return and dive into a project although I
know it was not properly investigated. Now I am approaching the
moment of an actual beginning of a new book and I, kind of, lean
towards picking the less researched project, a title that may bring
me into unfamiliar or poorly known situations I will have to
describe as guidance for other people practical needs. That drives
me mad. That is why I bring out, here, useless elements of what one
day will be the new title. So, here you will have bits and odds
about available properties around the world, Nothing really
practical, more daydreaming than anything. Say, everybody
subscribed to IEX daily letter will have noticed that the French
Investment Project. These people are my neighbors in Amstelveen but
have offices in Carcassonne, a beautiful place we love visiting for
a day or two, too. They offer a possibility for investment in a
Villas Les Clos, near St. Tropez, 800 metres from the Med, for only
€12,500. I do not know how exactly does this scheme work, but
I know that in time-share and stuff one needs every precaution
before diving in. Well, if you decide to go down there and inspect
the property in situ, you may decide to drive via Limoges
where somebody else had just brought out to the market a real
castle. It can be yours for €20,4 million. (top pic)
That is a bit on the upper side of €12,000 but you might be
interested to have a look. It is called Chateau Lionhearts and
offers 17 bedrooms plus forests and lakes, stables, roof terrace, a
cinema. Historic, built after the Crusades, tastefully restored to
the highest standards, lots of modern technical details but still
managing to maintain its original character and charm.
If that is
on the steep side - there is this splendid 18th century chateau,
(here left) in the Loire valley with 3 wine cellars, fully
furnished, it has 16 bedrooms, Outbuildings include villa, chapel,
staff accomodation and stables, All in 10 hectares of landscaped
park, for only €3,3 million.
My very first
real book is just out from the presses. It is lavishly
revied peace of work in which I did my best to present Turkey and
the Turks, Asia Minor, as acurately as possible. The reviewers
(ethnic Turks and Macedonian) kind of insist that the 368 pages are
written with lots of affection dor the people and the land, that it
insists on dispersing the mists of prejudices and that it can be
read as a novel. I also like the title. You can buy it from
Reading Times
Literary Supplement Is one of my great pleasures. Sometimes I use
the paper sometimes 
Some of you
may be interested in my impressions from travels around the world.
Just begun developing that site. A bit early for promoting it, but
that is how I tick. 
During the
darkest of the winter one would hardly pack up and roam Turkey.
Even its deepest south, right there by Alexandreta and Hatay,
although covered with lush citrus gardens in full harvest - is not
exactly warm. There are at least 20 events on the programe for the
Turkey Now Festival and one of the highlights is a jazz
concert that you can sample here:
Mark
Mazower:
Bas
Soetenhorst en Michiel Zonneveld: AFREKENEN MET PEPER, Van
Gennep, 235 pp, 2001 een spannende en onthullende reconstructie van
de affaire. Met bijdragen van Leo Huberts en Hans van der Heuvel,
Uri Rosenthal en Ruud Veenstra; Probably one of the most
illustrative documents about the Dutch political zoo and its exotic
exemplars. I have be re-reading this now and again. It is an
effervescing spring of incredible twists of logic
Only
curiosity made me buy, on the outbound flight to Turkey, Orhan
Pamuk's Istanbul, Memoirs and the City. Of what I
made myself read, this is one of those impressively misconceived
and then miscarried products under the authors loom. It is more a
sadly borring collection of family album images by an ambitious
high-school brat than anything remotely similar to literature. If
Mr. Pamuk did not decide to extend his superfluous views over the
Armenian question - it is most improbable that the worthless text
would have been reviewed at all. If you have €30 to spare you
may consider rewarding yourself and three friends for a Burger King
meal on Schiphol instead. There is always something far more
interesting going on and you will have eventually created an event
more memorable than this book by Orhan Pamuk.
A friend of
mine is leaving for Spain next weekend and I expect him to bring me
the tripple authored (Ferran Adria, Juli Soler, Albert
Adria) most impressive catalogue ELBULLI 2003-2004
probably the most "with-it" gastronomy book around. It is 656
pages, weighs 4,500g, costs €140 and is accompanied with
MAC/Windows iinteractive disc. Will be superb surprise if he tells
me: You need not pay, this is a souvenier
Well, there
is no need beating about the bush. After a year of fun and play we,
the bloggers, though this may sound like we the people it is
not anything like that famous declaration, must have realized that
there is a lot of time, effort and skill poured into the VK. By
both our generous hosts and by our modest selves. I believe that
GJB and us could chat a bit about a new, commercial, twist to the
individual pages. Since we are a sort of one big family and we have
all grown up in a year, maybe we should see whether and how we
could contribute to the costs of this facility, gather money for
improving it and, doing so, earn a decent buck individually. The
proposal is simple. GJB supplies those who are interested the
price-list for a 300x300 pix slot on this column, agrees to pay us
commission (which he anyways pays to others) and we contract
sponsors who pay directly to VK upon which VK shells out our part.
We as authors do not promote those sponsors in our posts.
There are parties which do not even know about the VK but may be
interested to advertise here for any reason, especially sponsoring
an acquaintance's or friend's hobby or whatever. To secure that the
big-time advertising wizards are not affected, we, the small fry,
would be allowed to bring adds at lest 600 pixels under the
ad at the top for which VK gets money. So, that is it. Simple like
Senate Beans Soup. All we need do is agree on the percentage of the
commission!
